how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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