too bad you live with your parents still
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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