Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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