I feel like I'm in dance class right now
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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