dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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