"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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