I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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