My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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