people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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