he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich