so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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