Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I intend to get homeless drunk
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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