I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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