I cockslap morals
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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