There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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