If that was your dad, he is hot
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Let's paint friendship bongs
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
