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(248): View more from Michigan

So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...

(703): View more from Virginia

oh

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(408): View more from California

I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i wish starbucks made bloody marys

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(210): View more from Texas

Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.

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(909): View more from California

An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM

(617): View more from Massachusetts

cool u want pads or tampons

(781): View more from Massachusetts

tampons please

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