I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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