Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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