I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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