you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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