Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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