I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
birth control should be required to get into college
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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