Duck Duck Cougar?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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