i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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