After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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