Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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