We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.