fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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