I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Umm I'm too high to move.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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