Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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