just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
There r osticjed everywhere
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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