NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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