let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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