I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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