suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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