i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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