on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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You are the jesus of drinking
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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