if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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