but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
only you would photoshop your dick
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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