at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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