I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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