I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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