apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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