Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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