Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
false alarm, still single
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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