That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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