Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?