perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?