Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock