The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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