If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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