I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the day after is always just damage control
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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