They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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