As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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