david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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