Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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