So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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