She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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