I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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